Weekly 4-27-2015: The Game of Thrones S05E03

Cherries, Heads, and Khaleesi prostitutes! We take you through "The High Sparrow". Margaery pushes Tommen to send Cersei Lannister to Casterly Rock, the Florida of Westeros apparently, after a few nights of straight lovin'. Sansa finds out she is being married off to Ramsay Bolton, aka "bait and tackle the for real game", and Brienne resolves to train Podrick the squire in the knightly arts so they can go on a roaring rampage of revenge on Moat Cailin. Arya learns the art of detachment--sorta, and Tyrion gets captured by an old face with ambiguous loyalties who may or may not have been banging a prostitute dressed like the Mother of Dragons. Up in Castle Black, all that was old is new again as another Stark beheads an insubordinate minion in the name of justice.